I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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