True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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