ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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