Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
