The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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