I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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