dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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