why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you never un-have a 4some
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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