I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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