My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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