Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Are we still banned from the library?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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