Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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