Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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