is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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