and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..