Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood