So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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