i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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