i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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