If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
