Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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