I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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