So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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