I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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