there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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