ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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