But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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