the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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