You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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