and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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