what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
where does the pee come out of this thing
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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