Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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