Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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