Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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