How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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