So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
please don't ironically join a cult
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