I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.