Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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