AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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