No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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