Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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