so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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