Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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