And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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