Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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Terrible idea I love it
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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