i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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