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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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