We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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