sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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