I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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