You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
it's like iHOP with fire
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wow bdsm is so cute
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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