haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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